THE OCEAN STATE REPUBLICAN » Humor http://oceanstaterepublican.org The Blog of the Rhode Island Republican Assembly Thu, 17 May 2012 00:18:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Providence Newspaper Guild Follies | February 24 http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2012/02/providence-newspaper-guild-follies-february-24/ http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2012/02/providence-newspaper-guild-follies-february-24/#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:00:29 +0000 The Ocean State Republican http://oceanstaterepublican.org/?p=6596 Update: We only have 1 ticket left. Contact us ASAP to claim it. After that, you’re at the mercy of the Guild!

For quite a few years now, the Rhode Island Republican Assembly has had reserved tables for Republicans at the annual Providence Newspaper Guild Follies. Assuming that The Providence Journal doesn’t shutter its doors and fire everyone by February 24th, this year will be no exception!

Because this great event has long-since outgrown Rhode Island’s ability to contain it, and sales tax is still cheaper in Massachusetts, the Follies will be held on Friday, February 24th at 7:00 PM just over the border at the Venus de Milo Restaurant , 75 Grand Army Highway (Route 6) in Swansea, MA.

This popular dinner and political satire show is attended by every politician, activist, and news media personality in Rhode Island’s political scene, for a total of about 1,250 people. Tickets are $65.00/person. A spectacular buffet dinner is included, and of course, the big show. RIRA has reserved several tables, with the option of reserving more if there is additional demand.

Note: Since this is a union-held event, the audience does tend to skew somewhat Democratic / Leftist / Commie, so be forewarned! If you are a Republican and want to sit with us (for your own safety), please contact RIRA President Raymond McKay right away at president [at] ri-ra [dot] org or 401-487-2514. These tickets are definitely going fast, so do not wait, as this event always sells out.

]]> http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2012/02/providence-newspaper-guild-follies-february-24/feed/ 0 RIRA ‘Conservative Comedy Night’ Fundraiser | Saturday http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2011/05/rira-conservative-comedy-night-fundraiser-saturday/ http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2011/05/rira-conservative-comedy-night-fundraiser-saturday/#comments Wed, 18 May 2011 19:48:46 +0000 The Ocean State Republican http://oceanstaterepublican.org/?p=5468 The Rhode Island Republican Assembly PAC is hosting a “Conservative Comedy Night” Fundraiser, featuring “Conservative Liberal Jewish” Californian Comedian ERIC GOLUB on Armed Forces Day, Saturday, May 21st, 2011. It will be held at the Manville Sportsmen’s Rod & Gun Club, at 250 High Street, in Manville (Lincoln), RI 02838. Check-in starts at 6:30 PM, with the dinner show set to start at 7:00 PM.

In addition to our featured comedian, we will also be “lightly roasting” the following local politicos: John Robitaille, Rep. Doreen Costa, Rep. Mike Chippendale, Rep. Dan Gordon, and Sen. Beth Moura.

There will be a great Italian buffet dinner featuring roasted chicken, pasta, salad, and dessert, with a cash bar. The cost to attend this fun event is only $35.00 per person or $60.00 per couple. As May 21st is Armed Forces Day, we will be recognizing U.S. Military Veterans. Veterans can attend for $30.00 each.

Your RSVP and payment in advance would be greatly appreciated for planning purposes. Funds generated from this event will be used to support local conservative Republican candidates in Rhode Island.

As the event will be held this Saturday, payment by mail is discouraged. However, you may conveniently pay for your tickets by credit card or electronic check via the drop-down menu at http://ri-ra.org/comedynight/ or by sending funds directly to RIRA-PAC via PayPal to: paypal [at] rirapac [dot] org .

For any inquiries about this event or RIRA, you may contact RIRA President Raymond T. McKay at (401) 487-2514 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting (401) 487-2514 end_of_the_skype_highlighting or by e-mail at: president [at] ri-ra [dot] org .

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Photoshop by Lucie Raposo

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v60oNUoHBYM[/youtube]

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]]> http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/06/when-congressmen-attack/feed/ 0 Arizona Sing-A-Long: Read Immigration Law! http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/05/arizona-sing-a-long-read-immigration-law/ http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/05/arizona-sing-a-long-read-immigration-law/#comments Sun, 23 May 2010 05:43:02 +0000 The Ocean State Republican http://oceanstaterepublican.org/?p=3670 Two weeks ago, Governor Jan Brewer took President Obama to task for making Arizona’s unsecured borders and illegal immigration crisis a laughing matter. However, since then, Washington’s comedy of errors has grown far worse, with top cabinet officials admitting that they haven’t even read Arizona’s new immigration law. Broken borders are not a laughing matter, but the failure by Obama’s trusted officials to read Arizona’s law before commenting and condemning it is laughable. Read the law for yourself at: http://www.SecuretheBorder.org .

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6qEQ-KnitQ[/youtube]

Source: Secure the Border

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]]> http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/05/arizona-sing-a-long-read-immigration-law/feed/ 0 April Fools! Democrats’ Rainbows and Unicorns http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/04/april-fools-democrats%e2%80%99-rainbows-and-unicorns/ http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/04/april-fools-democrats%e2%80%99-rainbows-and-unicorns/#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 02:00:28 +0000 The Ocean State Republican http://oceanstaterepublican.org/?p=3112 He kept his promises: trillions of new jobs, low-emission unicorns, and rainbow energy…

President Obama is the greatest president ever!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtxqtBq0uVw[/youtube]

Source: National Republican Senatorial Committee

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]]> http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/04/april-fools-democrats%e2%80%99-rainbows-and-unicorns/feed/ 0 Collateral Damage of the ‘Slaughter Solution’ http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/03/collateral-damage-of-the-slaughter-solution/ http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/03/collateral-damage-of-the-slaughter-solution/#comments Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:15:09 +0000 The Ocean State Republican http://oceanstaterepublican.org/?p=2865

Cartoon by William Warren

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]]> http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/03/sarah-palin-on-the-tonight-show-w-jay-leno/feed/ 0 Humor: ObamaCare 2.0 http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/02/humor-obamacare-2-0/ http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/02/humor-obamacare-2-0/#comments Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:01:47 +0000 The Ocean State Republican http://oceanstaterepublican.org/?p=2677

Source: William Warren

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]]> http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/02/humor-obamacare-2-0/feed/ 0 Ann Coulter Does Stand-Up at CPAC http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/02/ann-coulter-does-stand-up-at-cpac/ http://oceanstaterepublican.org/2010/02/ann-coulter-does-stand-up-at-cpac/#comments Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:00:37 +0000 The Ocean State Republican http://oceanstaterepublican.org/?p=2613 Ann Coulter polks fun at Democrats on the final day of the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, DC.

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