Even Saturday Night Live isn’t buying the act anymore…
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A little humor…
Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner
Source: The Onion News Network
On this first anniversary of his glorious ascension, here is a compilation of some of the most memorable videos of worship and praise unto The Obamessiah:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-BCbKuJGA[/youtube]
Warning: Very Creepy. May induce uncontrollable vomiting.
That’s only if you consider bug research in Connecticut to be wasteful, of course…
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acIL3-GJmX0[/youtube]
Source: Street Signs (CNBC)
We just couldn’t pass this one up…
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who is now traveling in the Middle East.
"Now, young Skywalker, you will see the full power of the Dark Side!"
For some reason, we can’t quite see Governor Carcieri doing this (but perhaps, he should give it a shot, in light of some of the messed up legislation heading his way). Yes, this is a copy of an authentic veto message California Gov. Schwarzenegger sent back to its General Assembly.
Source: SF Gate
“Get to Work” – The Impact of Government Health Care on the Next Generation, a humorous new ad by the Family Research Council.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXHSw8-YP3w[/youtube]
To help them keep this video on the air, visit: http://www.frc.org/contribute
Source: Family Research Council
You know you’ve made it into the mainstream of public consciousness when the writers of “South Park” deem your efforts worthy enough to rag on. Here, they take on ACORN.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeVEHJYPlH8[/youtube]
This is the story of a smart politician…
I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, “If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?”
She replied, “I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.”
Her parents beamed with pride.
“Wow… what a worthy goal.” I told her, “But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn,
pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him
the $50 to use toward food and a new house.”
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you can just pay him the $50?”
I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.
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